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'My heart just broke right there': Girlfriend remembers Okla. ballplayer killed in random shooting
Wed Aug 21, 2013
This is why I never open a single door without tensing up & expecting it to trip off some kind of lethal explosive. I don't need any more reason to never regret the thousands of times I expected the absolute worst in every petty situation.
Rabbi accused of road rage, impersonating a cop
Mon Jul 15, 2013
If you want to drive slow at everyone else's expense, make sure there are at least two lanes and stay in the left!
Marches, rallies follow Zimmerman acquittal
Sun Jul 14, 2013
Thousands of hours of air time on behalf of the poor young man , most don't even get their 5 minutes. Justice was served.
First Thoughts: Washington's terrible week
Fri Jul 12, 2013
Once all the candy from the Zimmerman pinnata is finished, who's going to be burdened with giving us something new to swing at? Eventually you run out of paper mache to stall a country's anxious energies.
'I felt sick to my stomach': Boston Marathon bombing survivors watch as Tsarnaev pleads not guilty
Wed Jul 10, 2013
I not understand people. Maybe they tell me if I blow them up... At least we understand Tsarnev.
Bush urges 'positive resolution' for 'broken' immigration system
Wed Jul 10, 2013
Let's have another civil war so we can pass the emancipation taco salsa. Through the legal process, let's once again admit we can't wipe our own rears and clean our own dishes.
Michelle Obama confronts gay-rights heckler at fundraiser
Wed Jun 5, 2013
Quite a shame that for the most vibrant years of my biological life we have carnal debtors (if you know what I mean) in the white house. Casts a shadow on the relevancy of my insignificant life.
West Point staff member accused of spying on female cadets
Wed May 22, 2013
By "retrain them," Hagel is referring to a violation of code of conduct. It is required that a man first challenges another male cadet in public to a regulated head-bashing match that he must win in order to gain the academy's approval to snoop on the young females.
Obama calls for 'citizenship' in Ohio State commencement speech focused on civic duty
Sun May 5, 2013
Pigotry: Flurb dur nurp blar flahmgerson. Seriously, if you're gonna be a dumb twat attention whore, at least make it funny.
Man charged with murder accidentally released and sheriff wants him back
Sun May 5, 2013
Let's hire a professional make-up artist to make Pigotry match the suspect's appearance and hand him/her or IT to the LA authorities.
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